I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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