shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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