Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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