That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I love you.
Bad choice
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