Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
