I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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