Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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