East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Drunk is not a location!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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