It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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