Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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