When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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