I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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