i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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