oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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