I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
