That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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