Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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