At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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