she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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