OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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