finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
