I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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