WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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