come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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