Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
being pregnant is like rehab
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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