No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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