I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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