Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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