Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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