therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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