Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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