you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You were trust falling into bushes
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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