He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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