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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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