this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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