What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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