dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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