Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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