He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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