the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
it hurts more in the daytime
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He passed out mid-signature
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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