theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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