office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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