she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Every concussion has its silver lining
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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