sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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