Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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