That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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