Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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