We named our party play list daddy issues
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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