I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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