i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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