weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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