we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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