So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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