my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
