On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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